L’uomo moderno, dice Elio, è nervosetto. Per mille ragioni tra cui, non ultimissima, la performance sessuale. Infatti, per coadiuvarlo, esistono pasticche per ogni genere di erezione, duratura o dura dura, istantanea o dilazionata, psicofisica o meccanica: come la vuoi c’è. E non è più il farmacista a spacciare queste meraviglie; ormai si possono comprare su Internet, come sa bene chiunque – maschio o femmina – abbia una casella di posta elettronica. Proprio via email mi arriva l’ultimissima in fatto di performance sessuale: non l’erezione, non la durata ma la quantità di seme emesso nell’orgasmo:
em….. I gotta tell you something. Some years ago I used to watch porno often. I always admired those guys cummlng. They splashed out so much sperm on their girls, It looked so cool, so manlike. Now I have a girlfriend.. but quantity of my sperm was so scanty, that I felt ill at ease. I was advised to eat green apples but even this didn’t help. A month ago I was hanging around at the bar with my best friend. And he said that I should try Spermamax. Well, – I thought – sounds interesting. Next day I came to know that it was really a highly effective all-natural dietary supplement, which not only increases the sperm volume but also improves the sperm quality and the mobility of spermatozoa. Having ordered and tried I was shocked how cool it was. I’d even say, it changed my life. I’m happy. I even became a better lover, knowing how it all would end. By the way, read about Spermamax at this site…
Ecco cosa ci mancava: Spermamax, la medicina per il cumshot. Adesso vorrei solo un bel pasticcone per lo spam: lo prendo e Darla Gonzales (mittente del messaggio) si dimentica il mio indirizzo email.