Bullshit and I are one

If you go to http://www.realsubliminal.com/product/attract-money-in-abundance you will be able to attract money in abundance. No, really, it’s scientific: “Attract money in abundance into your life by harnessing the power of your subconscious mind with our life changing subliminal messages!” No shit. Ask yourself: “Do you want to bring money and abundance into your life? Do you want to manifest your desires in the form of large amounts of money, and financial freedom?” If the answer is yes (and frankly, someone manifesting his/her desires “in the form of large amounts of money” must be a sight to behold) you can get a CD ($ 17.97) or mp3s with subliminal messages. What messages? These messages:

•    I am attracting money into my life
•    Money is being attracted to me
•    Money is coming into my life now
•    I see myself as wealthy now
•    I enjoy my prosperity
•    My desire is to bring money in abundance into my life, and I will succeed
•    I am 100% committed to bringing money into my life
•    My mind, and body are all working towards abundance
•    My income is growing higher and higher
•    I am achieving my financial freedom now
•    I am financially free
•    I am passionate about building wealth.
•    I deserve to have financial abundance in my life
•    Abundance and I are one
•    I believe anyone can be wealthy, including me
•    I am now accumulating large sums of money.
•    My mind is a powerful magnet for profitable ideas and opportunities.
•    Great wealth is flowing to me now
•    I am successful because I know what I want and I ask for it.
•    I create wealth easily and effortlessly
•    I define success my way

Remember: “The subliminal messages are at an audio frequency inaudible to the human ear – this means you will not hear any voices or guided hypnosis all you will hear is our relaxing ocean sounds, however the hidden subliminal messages go directly to your subconscious mind.” But my favorite is the “BONUS free subliminal track! We also give you a 4th subliminal track which is completely silent containing key messages from the first 3 tracks. Listen to this subliminal track anywhere, anytime for maximum exposure.” This track is a blank 10 minutes soundfile (I checked with sound software). Now, I had heard about conceptual art, but conceptual crap beats it by far.

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  1. this is what John Cage was probably thinking about when composing 4’33″… ain’t it? XD